Wake n' Bake

I walked outside and gazed at my wonderful backyard. My backyard only deserves to be called wonderful because it has a pretty nice pool and it’s just basically nice to kick it out there. The cold pavement stung my feet as I stretched out my sleep. It had to be in the 20’s it felt like outside. I know it was supposed to be cold, but DAMN! This was really cold. A few minutes later and I was in my room checking the weather on my computer, it showed me it was 29 degrees outside. I decided to take a shower and smoke a bowl. Nothing beats a little wake ‘n bake session at the crack of noon. I reached over toward my custom designed medicine bottle that contains my magic medicine.

This bottle is new; I made it the other night. It is an empty prescription bottle that I made a black and white swirl design on; almost like a candy cane.

I pulled out a tiny nug, because it was Mary’s weed and I didn’t want to take that much. I broke it apart and watched it crumble in my hand. Then I squished it up and put it in the bowl. I grab some boxers and head to the bathroom, bong in hand. I pull open the window to help filter out the smell of the smoke. I turn the shower to hot and think to myself, “This is gonna be great!” As the shower warms up I toke away at Mary’s brand new glass bong. The bong has a twisty neck and then a straight chamber. A few puffs in and I was flying. I love taking showers when I am stoned so I get in and enjoy a quick cleansing session.

I let out a sigh of relaxation because I know that I can just kick back for the rest of the day and enjoy this fade. Weed man out.